Treason Turtle 

A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.

We need to destroy the fucking treason turtle!

Treason Turtle by ilovedemocracy January 3, 2021

chocolate turtle 

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.

1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!

chocolate turtle by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

Roasted Turtle 

When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑

Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum

Roasted Turtle by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021

Awkward turtle 

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

Awkward turtle by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021

duck turtle duck 

The shapes your hand needs to make when fisting. Enter with duck 🤏🏼 Pound with Turtle 🤛🏼 Exit with duck 🤏🏼

She was tight so I used the duck turtle duck technique to fist her.

duck turtle duck by Not-Nikki November 5, 2021

Tennessee turtle turd clamper 

It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp

Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off

Tennessee turtle turd clamper by Tennessee dh November 8, 2021

flying turtle 

A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.

It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.

Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.

Although the flying turtle is rainbow, it does appreciate the color gray.

flying turtle by VCSsunflower June 19, 2022