waxing the freight train 

A synonym for male masterbation.

Ralph: "so did you and Sally have sex last night?"
Johnny: "Naaah, Sally had a headache last night so I ended up watching porn and waxing the freight train instead."

waxing the freight train by Jimbo65guy December 21, 2013

Melbourne slime train 

A Melbourne slime train is when a make cums on the back of a girls back the drags his cock down her back leaving a slime trail.

The was a huge Melbourne slime train

Melbourne slime train by Codkiller07 July 31, 2016

hear the train a comin’ 

What they call it when u use cocaine intravenously (shooting up)

Dude just shot me up and now I hear the train a comin’!!!

hear the train a comin’ by DoPaLiCiOuSAnGeL420 February 14, 2018

Tennessee Freight Train 

A sex act where the man covers his penis in hot sauce and the woman gets ready by going doggy style, then the man dashes towards the woman's pussy with his boner out and ready, and smashes his hot sauce covered penis up her vagina.

Last night was great, Charlie did a Tennessee Freight Train.

Tennessee Freight Train by XXX_Harambe_XXX May 16, 2018

On the Train 

A massive uncontrollable desire to get laid; yet ironically impossible to get laid because you act so thirsty

Mark: Dude let's go to the Freshmen bar

Serg: Why?
Mark: Dude it has good music

Serg: Nah bro your on the train
Mark: Come on, just for ten minutes

Serg: Okay i'm boarding the train

On the Train by BulgeBracketBanka February 10, 2019

Thomas the train 

A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality

First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.

If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas

Jerk: Wassup "Thomas the train"
Thomas: Recites the story of Thomas & Gordon
Jerk: …

Thomas the train by Orchadicus October 19, 2022

I hope you get hit by a train 

A term used when someone strongly disagrees with something someone else has said

Person 1: Hey, why kind of music do you like?
Person 2: Mostly AJR, how about you?
Person 1: I hope you get hit by a train

I hope you get hit by a train by John_69 August 28, 2022