Nolan of the Jack

The biggest insult ever. Used to describe someone who's utter wankerness and prickishness cannot possibly be put into words, therefore they are a Nolan of the Jack.

Jack Nolan's such a Nolan of the Jack.

Nolan of the Jack by NotAGingerKid March 2, 2011

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Cat and the juice box

A cat or female that has a juice box straw in the vagina, and they are using there pure strength to suck the jucebox dry with there vag

"dude did u see my girlfriend do that Cat and the juice box?"
"yea Man shes fucken AMAZINGLY strong in the vagina area"
" im so lucky"

Cat and the juice box by shnukertown699 November 15, 2011

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Put your pickle back in the jar

When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.

Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)

Put your pickle back in the jar by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

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The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

The Johnzze Fund by John February 23, 2004

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the jive

having incredible characteristics; being amazing in all qualities.

"Man, that new Ferrari is the jive!"

the jive by garvin April 21, 2006

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the joey sandwhiches sanchez

Very similar to a dirty sanchez except with a few new items:

an avacado, a snorkel, 6 assorted midgets, sprinkes and a baby pool full of au gratten potatoes.

Oh man, I was with this chick last night and gave her the ol' the joey sandwhiches sanchez, she fucking loved it..until the midget got out of the cage...

the joey sandwhiches sanchez by IROCKTHECOCK January 7, 2008

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the Jerry Springer

When a person sucks a man's balls and jerks him off at the same time. Resembles the motion of Jerry Springer fans, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."

She totally gave me the Jerry Springer. It was glorious.

the Jerry Springer by Badkider May 5, 2011

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