The Best couple in the world
Niamh - Niamh Is the most beautiful thing in the world and smart and funny
Niamh - Niamh Is the most beautiful thing in the world and smart and funny
by Michael+Niamh June 1, 2016
Get the Michael + Niamhmug. Guy 1: Im so proud of myself... I had a threesome with the two hottest girls in our school last night.
Guy 2: Settle down there Michael Haslam!
Guy 2: Settle down there Michael Haslam!
by Jonas Timothy Gamao October 15, 2011
Get the Michael Haslammug. The man they say who never blinks twice. Because when he does, you would be dead.
They say you should face him in Tetris, otherwise... you would be playing Borderlands. Of course, who the hell would play that.
The most feared Modern Warfare 2 player alive. When he joins a full lobby, hes the only one in the room. When they see his presence, they allow themselves to be target practice.
He is, the most interesting man in the world.
They say you should face him in Tetris, otherwise... you would be playing Borderlands. Of course, who the hell would play that.
The most feared Modern Warfare 2 player alive. When he joins a full lobby, hes the only one in the room. When they see his presence, they allow themselves to be target practice.
He is, the most interesting man in the world.
by Dyllon Bender July 6, 2010
Get the Michael Gomesmug. by TheRealOwner January 29, 2015
Get the michael urbanmug. by BobTheBlob September 9, 2014
Get the michael craxfordmug. An overrated NBA player who played in a weak era and was hyped by the media too much that people got boners over him. The bulls were still a contending team without him after his first retirement
Michael Jordan played in a weak era. If he didnt have Scottie Pippen he wouldnt have looked so good. MJ is levels below Kobe and should be thankful to have Pippen on his team
by nba genius November 16, 2011
Get the Michael Jordanmug. Nick: "Hey Mike...Michael Ly!"
Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."
Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"
Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."
Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"
Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."
Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"
Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."
Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"
Mike: *cries*
Nick: "Cry louder!"
Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).
Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."
Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"
Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."
Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"
Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."
Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"
Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."
Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"
Mike: *cries*
Nick: "Cry louder!"
Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).
by 1nyro January 24, 2009
Get the Michael Lymug.