turtle butt

A condition caused by an imminent turd projecting partially from one's rectum

..At the Beach.. after raw clams an beer..."Hey look at that dude runnin' to the water... He's gotta shit so bad... He's got a turtle butt!"

by Divewave May 21, 2006

Being a butt

When a task, object or person is being difficult or uncooperative.

Sometimes being a bum can be a good thing! If used in a joking manner

harley says on many occasions that her boyfriend is being a butt

by Brodizzzle September 16, 2013

Butt Puncher

Homosexual, rump ranger, buthole pirate

Man, Elton John is a real Butt Puncher

by Will August 06, 2003

butt-wipe

Fool, idiot, imbecile, wiper of other people's bottoms.

Dude, I hope your butt-wipe friend doesn't show up and wreck the party.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

cat butt

1.The back end of a cat.
2.The gum flavor found at Metropolitan Delux.
3.Insult

1. That cats butt is in my face.
2. I found cat butt flavored gum.
3. You smell like cat butt.

by Ass Machine Teapot March 31, 2005

butt thumb

Butt thumbing is much like butt fingering, except that the thumb is used. It tends to be more intense because of the dexteral advantage of the thumb over fingers for two main reasons:
1. The thumb does not have other fingers getting in its way
2. It is much sassier

starting now, every chick i bone is gonna experience the butt thumb too

by dick-valentine August 22, 2005

mud butt

when you fart, and some diarreah comes out, and coats the inside of your butt cheeks.

I was eating mcdonalds and all of a sudden i got mud butt.

by ipfreely March 05, 2004