rusty hotpocket

1. to shit in the pocket of a pair of pants

2. to trap another under the bed covers immediately after shitting in the bed

1. I hate when Steve borrows my Guess jeans, he always leaves me a corn filled rusty hotpocket to clean up. He is a a-hole

2. Trish did not appreciate the footlong log she found under the bed covers when I introduced her to the rusty hotpocket this morning. Guess that will teach her to leave the toilet seat down

by misandry man April 24, 2011

Rusty LeRoy

When you deficate into the female's oral cavity, then she proceeds to perform oral sexual activies with the fecal matter in her mouth.

She gave me a Rusty LeRoy last night, and now I'm still pulling peanuts and corn bits out of my pubes.

by Sheshum February 25, 2009

rustysack

a rusty ball sack

something required to perform a chlojob

I saw Chloe's rustysack as she gave me a chlojob

by ddksafndkadsf June 15, 2009

rusty DJ

To perform anal cunnilingus on a female while reaching around to finger or stroke the clitoris.

The female version of a rusty trombone.

I got a great rusty DJ last night.

by rdj204 June 17, 2009

Rusty Trailer

A larger red head (typically female) that has not been used sexually in while.

I wouldn't do that rusty trailer

by 2hundy June 13, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you take your finger and rub around the guy's asshole, while you whack the guy off

The other day Tommy gave Charlie a Rusty venture while having gay sex.

by Atticus620 November 24, 2010

Rusty Nut

The consequence of sexual intercourse with a rusty exhaust pipe.

Tim got a rusty nut when he backed up on his '96 Chevy.

by ilrein April 3, 2011