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soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.
Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.
by Muuur dar June 9, 2019
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Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot
Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”
by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025
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paper hit

The first hit off a joint is usually a paper hit unless the joint is packed full.
Man that first paper hit really made me cough but the second hit was great.
by jimmybomm January 28, 2021
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fundamental paper education

A baldi's basic rip-off series that full of psychopath teachers running around killing their students
A : yo, what are you watching?
B : fundamental paper education
A : you're a fucking loser
by Mac cool guy April 18, 2024
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Paper Rex

A Singapore-based esports organisation best known for competing in Valorant. Their Valorant team has gotten second place at the World Championships twice, and has a distinctly aggressive and unusual play style.
Paper Rex are by no means easy to tear through
by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023
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ROBLOX Paper Ball Simulator

A simulator in Roblox where you have to throw Paper Balls or Paper Products to gain money (what's up with that?). When you throw a paper ball, it goes into your backpack (again, what's up with that?), and you can sell it for money (what's up with that!? Is the buyer of these paper balls in your backpack a murderer which wants you to weaken the victims to kill them, like Moriarty who sponsored the cabby in A Study in Pink (Sherlock Holmes), but the cabby was actually killing the victims, not Moriarty.) You can buy bigger backpacks from the "Buy" section. You can also buy new Paper Aproducts to "weaken"the walls (you can buy a new area once you reach enough money). There are also codes, but I won't talk about them.
ROBLOX Paper Ball Simulator: New update! 1. New boss! You can throw paper balls at it to kill it!
Me: Yet again, I don't want to kill anyone.
by Lol Memes ;) August 3, 2020
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Cry paper

toilet paper roll taken to bed for sopping up tears during private crying sessions
Sheesh. Pamela's got it bad. You should see the piles of wadded up cry paper next to the couch.
by Julio Annandale August 2, 2008
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