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toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
toilet paper gives me an itchy ass
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023
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Fundamental Paper Education

A web series about a Paper School. If you fail, you fuckin die and there's that one character that's getting constantly r34 made outta her.
Basically, someone named Claire enters into Paper School and tries to make friends. It skips to class and she's trying her hardest to work on her project, until the bullies, Oliver, Edward and Zip throw paper balls at her, which makes her mad. Fast forward to Miss Circle (the math teacher) getting angry at a student named Abbie because he failed his test, then chase sequence then death.

It now skips to the pool where Claire makes a new friend named Engel there.
Then, the library. Engel shows Claire the library and she's surprised. Until the bullies are back, and Edward made a drone to pick up Claire to toss her down a hole. Claire gets up and goes to the hallways, till she finds Miss Bloomie then chase sequence. But she died to someone named Alice instead.
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Toilet paper

A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!

Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?

Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!

Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
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Toilet paper

Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
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paper-gashè

When a woman wipes her front bottom and gets some toilet paper stuck in there
Chelsea pulled some paper out of her Fanny , had a right paper-gashè down there
by Nosplashnogash October 13, 2019
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Paper Pillager

When someone uses all the restroom paper and doesn't replace it.
"Hey, can you please pass me the TP? The last person in here was a paper pillager."
by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022
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papers

as in: can i see your papers, please!

a driver license or other form of identification. not being very worldly, travel wise, i ASSUME there are borders where they STILL say this! it's certainly common in the old movies, 'agents' ETERNALLY asking to see someone's papers!
the question man pulled me over for whatever reason, asking to see my papers!
the border guard asked to see jim's papers!
i had to hand over my papers to the trooper!
by michael foolsley September 17, 2022
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