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one round clown 

A boyfriend who can only have sex once and then passes out shortly afterward. It could mean that he is too old, too drunk or he doesn't find you that attractive to have sex with you again.
Girl 1: Aww girl, me and my man did it ALL-NIGHT last night! He wouldn't stop. He went for five rounds!

Girl 2: You are so lucky! My man and I only did it once last night. He is a one round clown.
one round clown by cityguychicago February 17, 2010
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One Buck Chuck 

A nickname for the Charles Shaw wine, best known at traders joe as the "one buck chiuck" for it's never ending Dollar a Bottle deal.
Hey Lou, Could you grab me a one buck chuck off the wine shelf please?

I'm One Buck Chucking it to sleep tonight ya'll, good night
One Buck Chuck by Bowmaniam May 2, 2010

One Flight Stand 

Striking up a flight long conversation with a person on an airplane while never knowing / asking their name. Relationship ends after you get the luggage from the overhead compartment.
That old lady wouldn't shut the hell up. To make her feel better, I gave her a one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.

One Man Hand Party 

I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party

One-Wheeled Haystack 

You're not gonna believe this... it's a One-Wheeled Haystack!

One Night Skype

Giving someone or recieving Skype info, and having a conversation or video chat once, only to never make contact on Skype again. Usually occurs late at night in cases of extreme bordem.
Tom: Bro, last night I had a one night Skype with Angelina.
Roger: Really? Did she show you anything?
Tom: No...
One Night Skype by Senor Pasteles January 25, 2011

One Night Manned 

When two straight guys meet at a bar and become best friends with each other for the whole night, but never talk to each other again after that.
I met this guy last night, we talked about 90's tv shows all night. I think it was a one night manned. Now I feel dirty inside.
One Night Manned by Taiwerica February 23, 2011