jerk

Popularised mainly in the US originally, this phrase (while sounding funny) is nowadays used in the UK to describe a stabbing, particularly in the drill scene and in general slang. This word is accompanied by other words, such as:
• yinging
• whooshing
• juicing
Just a reminder, knife crime isn’t cool. Don’t do it.

Person 1: “aye bro should we jerk him?”
Person 2: “nah nah it’s not like that bro lowe me”

by stabbing August 21, 2023

squirt jerk

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.

Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.

by benton69 August 4, 2017

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025

me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam May 31, 2018

Jerk Circle

A popular dance known as a jerk where a group of individuals dance

Yo let’s hit the jerk circle

by Max debank October 16, 2025

Pregame jerk

When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game

Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021