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curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button
"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"
by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022
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The Johnson

A sex position where the female is put in the walls of jericho and brutally pounded
“bro did you hear? he put her in The Johnson last night
by caleb hodge December 21, 2022
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Corbin Johnson.

oh wow i could really go for a corbin johnson. to fill my thirst
by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023
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Kayden Johnson

This word means Kayden Johnson is indeed like dat
Hey dude did you see Kayden and dayli yea totally he’s kayden Johnson
by Hotdogbean027 January 24, 2023
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Tanner Johnson

Boy: “I wish I could be just like Tanner Johnson he’s so fucking sexy!
by Athea February 2, 2023
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Boris Johnson

An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.
OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!
by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023
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Chase Johnson

A man who is hung up on the same girl for a long time, as well as having anger issues, a massive forehead, and is a backstaber to dear friends
Your being a real Chase Johnson right now dude!
by Thatguy2827 March 23, 2023
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