Small Car Trick

When you think you have found an empty parking spot but it turns out there is a small car in it, that was hidden by the surrounding vehicles.

Right there, right there! A spot by the door! Oh, sorry, nope, there's a Geo Metro in there. Small car trick!

by Nickus12 October 30, 2010

muddin and to the car wash

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.

I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.

by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 18, 2015

car dealer tv

non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.

there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!

sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!

car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...

i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...

have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!

by michael foolsley October 25, 2017

Cleavland Car Wash

The act of defecating in the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of someone's car.

"Jake gave me a cleavland car wash and it took forever to get the corn out of the pump.

by Philipdatank July 11, 2011

Carolina Car Wash

The act of a male finishing on a partners face. Let the load simmer, with your partner on their back. Now squat over them gently brushing the load with your asshole hair, like a car wash.

Hi cindy, I sure would like to clean your face with a Carolina Car Wash!

by Cashese May 31, 2009

Chick Car

Any car that warsawronald drives.

look at warsawronald drive that chick car

by Justin December 01, 2003

Mexican Car Bomb

When you fart in somebodies car when they are parking with the windows rolled up. Upon return the smell has been magnified by hours sitting in the hot sun and explodes with the opening of a the door. Usually done with a taco fart.

I gave Tom a ride to work and he thanked me with a Mexican Car Bomb.

by Fygg Nuuton September 27, 2008