caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr June 01, 2017

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man with a toilet on his head

A very Bazzare man with a toilet on his head. Usually a person this appsent minded will have nailed or screwed it on with the assortment of fixtures.

The man with the toilet on his head looked very weird amoungst the other people in the crowd.

by anonymous September 30, 2003

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smoked his/her salad

instead of toss someones salad, (lick someones ass) it means to kick someones ass

dude didn't you see it? Rob smoked Bills salad last night! really fucked him up man! fuck man he, smoked his/her salad

by catman3126 October 13, 2008

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He Put the Team on his Back

To do something both amazing and impossible for the overall benefit of your team, such as carrying victory and "dat shit" 99 yards with a broken leg, avoiding Darren SHAARPUH, crossing the plane, and getting a touchdown.

This is why I say Im one of the hardest niggas in Madden. I have one of the most best offenses in Madden history. Look at dis shit. Look at dat nigga. Greg Jennings caught dat shit, prolly last play of the game. But dawg, earlier doh, this nigga broke his FUCKIN LEG. How is he running with a broken. leg? Look at dis nigga holdin this shit doh. Dawg, HE PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK!

by crankdatbur December 08, 2010

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What's her/his fuck

This is when you are in a conversation and you can't recall the person's name you are refering to.

"What's her/his fuck got real drunk last night." - (insert name)
"Wait, who are you talking about?"
-Max
"I don't know. What's her/his fuck"
-(insert name)

by LOREN August 20, 2004

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