2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings
1 Cup juice of baby feelings
1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours
Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings
1 Cup juice of baby feelings
1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours
Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.
by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025
Get the Ham Salad Partymug. my ex boyfriend who is still in love with me sent me a ham filled with love that still remains ~ love ham
by morganchelz7889 December 21, 2019
Get the love hammug. by SAndraForthewin November 21, 2021
Get the Demi van hammug. by sqwinch April 24, 2012
Get the Ham Punchermug. say you tryna talk to a girl and she play you or tryna act like you ain't you,, then if I was right there I would be like damn bro she just hammed you or you can be like damn I just hammed It could also mean you finessed somebody Soon as he send the money ima ham his ass in other words he not getting shit
by mr.chosen May 9, 2025
Get the HAMmug. The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet
"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"
by wienerchicken September 13, 2011
Get the Ham Pamphletmug. by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017
Get the green eggs and hammug.