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Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.
Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.
Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.
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/verb/
To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.
/verb/
To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.
A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.
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