slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

by Burlin August 5, 2021

HAM

Ham: adjective
Definition: hold up Abbie’s mating?

Example: “did you hear about the Christian/Abbie arc? Yeah, HAM”

by Kaiser of Mars June 8, 2018

Ham

Home and masturbate

Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.

Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.

by ColJack June 14, 2019

Ham Hat

When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.

I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !

by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021

ham-bagger

One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.

“Did Dustin do the dishes?”

“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”

by Slie August 1, 2024

Ham-arm

Ham-arm

/verb/

To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.

A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.

by Gregor Ford May 11, 2014

Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 4, 2021