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M card

A permit or pass combined with an image which allows the person you give it too to masturbate. In order for the M card to be valid, one must send an image with a caption or any other indication that the image you sent is indeed, “ok to nut to”
I sent my gf an M card with a picture of Ben Swole on May 4th. Nonetheless the nut is strong with this one
by OT14 May 4, 2021
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Pokémon Cards

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.
Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!
by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021
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cards

something you play when your board and you dont have internet
Person A: Im bored
Person B: There is no interent
Person A: Lets play cards
by Wii Guy May 11, 2021
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Man Card

Something that assholes think is revoked for doing something unmanly, but is actually taken away if you say douchey things like the word "man card"
Normal guy: I think High School Musical 2 was a pretty good movie.
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"
by billwillbilly June 3, 2021
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snapper card

it's a pre-pay smart card to pay for the bus in the Wellington Region of New Zealand u can't use it on the Matangi Train cus they still use paper tickets like BRUH we are in the 21st century so it's only for da bus so yeah there are two different colours red and green, red is a adult snapper card and green is a child snapper card
imma hang out with my friends I just need to find my green snapper card so i can hop on the lime green bus into town
by Elevators115 June 17, 2021
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Trump Card

The last resort for particular members of the left or the democratic party. Often used as a deflection, they will ignore the question they have been asked and immediately begin blaming Donald Trump for issues that had arisen during a time period where a democrat was in office.
“Did you watch last week’s Kamala Harris interview?”

“Yeah? What happened”

“Dude she used like 12 Trump Cards, she didn’t answer a single question.”

“She’s a master of deflection just like Biden I guess
by trumpwill2024win October 25, 2024
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Reverse card

It is the card of reversing spells such like u gay
Guy 1: Bro you gay

Guy 2: Reverse card

Guy 1:*starts to cry*
by SupremeSketti October 30, 2019
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