Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021

Candied Pig Lips

When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.

I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.

by KTHaven November 4, 2023

Mob Candy

A type of candy that is black and white like licorice, black and white jelly beans, and black and white candy canes

We ate some mob candy after lunch.

by YuOfTheNight December 7, 2018

candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L

hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023

Candy dangler

A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.

A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.

My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO

by Delisandwiches March 2, 2021

Candy mama

When somone young dates a more mature lady (for that $$)

Youre my candy mama

by Roisin doherty March 7, 2018

I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.

I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022