Canadian Chilly Chomper

When a girl shits on a hotdog bun and you eat it

“Nah bruh I ain’t hungry, I just ate a Canadian Chilly Chomper!”

Canadian Chilly Chomper by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

Canadian Milk Bag-Phenomenon

When your nuts are so full of sperm you start dissociating

I totally got the Canadian Milk Bag-phenomenon and its only the 9th of november!

Canadian Milk Bag-Phenomenon by Migger123 November 9, 2025

Canadian Touchdown

When a person witnesses a Canadian couple having sex, specifically in the cow girl position, and the hand move from the shoulders to the ass cheeks of said rider.

i cant believe Ryan witnessed a Canadian touchdown in the woods at summit point this season.

Canadian Touchdown by FireHawk438 November 12, 2025

Canadian leaf blower

When someone puts there pubes on the ceiling fan and it goes all over the place

Tommy- I need a leafblower

Joe-you should do the Canadian leaf blower

Canadian leaf blower by Tim1204 November 14, 2025

Canadian flag

The National Flag of Canada, though simple with its red and white colours and a single maple leaf, symbolizes pride and strength throughout Canadian history. It also bears a striking resemblance to a clowns face 🤡

Andrew: "I just love the canadian flag! It's a fine design and it symbolizes the greatest country on the planet!"
Matt: "yeah sure, great, but if you see pictures of a creepy red and white clown, such as pennywise and then look at Canada's flag, you wouldn't be able to tell much of a difference eh?"
Andrew: "Get outta here you rude ass american!"

Canadian flag by Zedfboi November 14, 2025

Canadian Strangler

When somebody is giving you a blowjob and you hit their gag reflex and then apologize.

So I gave her a Canadian strangler… every time she gagged I said sorry.

Canadian Strangler by Stupid Boys November 28, 2025

Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.

Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze

Canadian fart sneeze by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025