bro-neutral

Bro-neutral: Remaining neutral when your friends argue among themselves, even when they request your opinion.

Kiersten watched as her friends argued over a billiard rule, but she declared herself to be "bro-neutral", like Switzerland.

by Beccaaaa72 December 12, 2015

bro-adjacent

Having the qualities and mannerisms of a bro, while not reaching the social status needed for bro-dom.

See:

Kyle, lover of monster drinks and punching holes in walls.

Trevor, seemingly a textbook bro could not afford a bro-dozer; only owning a S-10, was therefore demoted to bro-adjacent.

by Bro-sectional December 8, 2022

bro hero

A man that paves his own trail for his bros to follow, regardless of how many speed bumps there are.

IE: The bro who isn't afraid to strike out, or jump on the grenade. He is The Bro Hero.

Bro Hero: *hits on girl in-front of all her chick friends* Hey what's up baby? *immediately strikes out*
Bro Hero: *does quick match equation and realizes he has a chance with at least 1 of them and turns to the next girl and repeats the cycle* Hey what's up baby?

by brohero69 December 26, 2015

Bro Bubble

A financial bubble in an asset class defined by heavy inflows of capital from “Bros”, who in turn share the narrative about why “insane returns” will continue with other bros until it goes mainstream, runs out of inflows, and eventually collapses.

“You see titcoin just did a 20X in a week?”

“Yeah, it’s a bro bubble”

by WeimarCentralBanker May 5, 2021

Bro-dip

Any woman who has been with more than 2 male members of the same social group. (Because being with 2 happens sometimes under respectful circumstances). The more bros she fucks the more bro-dippish she becomes.

You hear that Sara Hart sucked off seven guys last weekend? Yeah she totally set the record for bro-dip

by BeauxZough December 9, 2013

civ bros

washed up lax bros watching 7hour BarBri lectures on Civil Procedure during 1L year at law school.

aw shit... here come the civ bros with their E&Es.

by teh.boten December 5, 2010

Bro hopper

A girl who dates a guy just long enough to discover that his friend is way hotter.

Katie: are you going out with Shawn tonight?
Amber: no, Billy is taking me to a party.
Katie: Billy? You're dating shawn's roommate?
Amber: don't worry, I'm not into him. I'm just going with him because his cousin Joey is going to be at the party.
Katie: you're such a bro hopper!

by Amberooni July 3, 2011