bodybag 

The method in which some street drugs are wrapped and distributed. Using either a latex condom, or rubber balloon.

"Be careful not to spill that coke in my car."

"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."

bodybag by D. Gould May 1, 2006

The Bodybuilder 

The act of simultaneously fisting someone's mouth and vagina / anus. This 'accordian' like squeezing action results in a motion not unlike that of a bodybuilder flexing their pectoral muscles.

If a couple becomes well aquianted with this manouver, and indeed both enjoy it, they may adopt the code phrase "going to the gym". Ie, "I'd love to come to drinks but Sally and I are going to the gym to do some bodybuilding tonight (wink wink)"

Usually verbalised in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. Ie, "Da Baady Bill Der"

"Damian is quite the bodybuilder, due mainly to his long arms and soft fists"

"Cherryl's a good sport in the bedroom, but draws the line at bodybuilding"

The Bodybuilder by The Jundellinator July 7, 2009

Bodyguard

1. A word used as a replacement when you don't know what to say to someone

2. A thug way of shouting out to another gangster

C:"Ay yo J.Crew you check dat bitch out ova there fureal, her donk is about a 10 or above!"
J: "Ha yeah Prototype C I want to feel dat bitch's donk on da scraight, bodyguard!"

Bodyguard by Prototype C May 10, 2010

Bodyboard 

A rectangular piece of foam used to ride ocean waves. The species that uses this board is a type of hybrid. They are believed to be half human mixed with some kind of invertebrate. This half-breed can not walk, so it uses Bodyboards to travel. They are most often seen at bad beach breaks. The species that uses this piece of foam are growing at an alarming rate. The animals that uses Bodyboards were once consider the nerdiest something could every be, but now are only no cool.

Look at all those half-breeds riding Bodyboards out there

Bodyboard by go0 May 14, 2011

Bodybuilders Special 

When you put water and protein powder in your partners vagaina, then proceed to thrust your dick in her to mix the ingredients together, to make a nutritious pre workout snack.

Timmy: "hey bro! Do you need a pre workout!?"
Johnny: "No thanks bro, I just mixed myself a Bodybuilders Special 15 minutes ago!"

Bodybuilders Special by NastyNatalie January 26, 2017

facebook bodybuilder

Someone who takes pictures when they are swollen like fuck after lifting and upload them to look big

Jacobs friend: (scrolling trough Jacobs pictures from the gym) damn Jacob is big

Jacobs friend 2 : nah he a Facebook bodybuilder he ain't even big. He a stick

facebook bodybuilder by Tight_pussy December 1, 2014

BodyBoarder 

Body boarder aka. sponger is a being of lesser mental capacity who haven't figured out that Body Boarding is represented as being a pussy who don't have enough balls to stand up and surf like a real man.

hey that bodyBoarder just dropped in on me what a fag.
yes why don't they realize that surfing is the only way to go.
its not their fault they are naturally retarded.

BodyBoarder by sponger hater May 22, 2009