by Elmoman April 22, 2024

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.
Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!
Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!
Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!
Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!
Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 14, 2024

2: Somebody that can't help but to be slutted out by the city
3;there's sex drive put them at high risks of HIV, syphilis, crabs, hepatitis b, hepatitis ...all of the above
Warning} don't try this at home...or anywhere..
3;there's sex drive put them at high risks of HIV, syphilis, crabs, hepatitis b, hepatitis ...all of the above
Warning} don't try this at home...or anywhere..
by Marianao May 11, 2023

1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.
by QuacksO May 10, 2018

When two lesbian curious bisexuals remove their shirts and grind on each other to the beat while their bodies touching each other.
“I ain’t scared of doing me tonight. A little sweat ain’t never hurt nobody. While I am standing on the wall, I just want you to get me bodied. Can you get me bodied? I want to be myself tonight. Won’t you see my body. I want to let it out tonight. Won’t you get me bodied? I want to let it out tonight. Want to dance, want to party, want to be myself to get me bodied.
by Jaythereal December 14, 2022

by ReginaldZFunk August 12, 2020
