Dick Blind

When a man carries on a long term relationship with a transvestite without knowing he is with a man.

Have you seen Brendan's new "girlfriend"? The dude's totally dick blind.

by beenjamin' June 12, 2015

bLind

Awesome Skateboard Brand where in the logo only the L is capitalized. mostly used by posers who get the board at Dicks to look cool, but real skaters can use it too

Dude what kind of board do you have

bLind

by IAmCookieMonsterOmNomNom April 26, 2010

blind carl

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.

In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.

by mike February 18, 2005

Bling

Bling, B.L.I.N.G. (Bringing Lyrical Intellect Naturally G) behold the name; a conscious party rapper of Arabian descent, residing in the pacific. Known for his hit song "Get Wid It!"

I really got wid that Bling, now I ain't wearing so much of it!

by James Diddy October 23, 2007

Blindian

1) A black guy who's like an Asian Indian.
2)A black guy who's like an American Indian.

1)Black guy-Get down, you got a red dot on your head! Oh, you're good.

Blindian-Yes thees ees how I look.

2)Blindian-Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba.
Black guy-You ain't like that homeboy, you black. Don't do that shit no mo.

by Solid Mantis June 26, 2018

Snow Blindness

When a nonwhite person gets so distracted by attraction to white people they don't even realize the person in question is not, in fact, attractive.

Krystal has snow blindness. That white guy wasn't even cute

by LibitS April 11, 2017

blind jew

When you cum in the eyes of your partner then shove them in the oven.

Yeah man, she was getting too annoying. I had to blind Jew her

by Boinkdoink August 19, 2017