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Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.
Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.
by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023
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agashoka

Is a Rwandan slang used to mean that you are not satisfied on food,drinks or services. This slang is mostly used by student and teens
1. Banteye agashoka kuri table
2. Nariye agashoka saa sita birambabaza
by hirvin_loic September 4, 2023
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alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip
we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart
by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024
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Alaskan Creamsicle

When a colostomy bag is frozen and shoved into the anus
by RoastQueef August 4, 2024
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Alaskan Stinker

Whenever you defecate, freeze said human waste, and use it as a dildo.
girl: omg can we do an alaskan stinker?
guy: wtf no
by MyFriendsBroIsWeird August 6, 2024
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Alaskan Kiss

How was your first date?

Great she gave me an Alaskan kiss.

Her idea?
Yep.
by BusterMcThunderstic August 17, 2024
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Alaskan Flob

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!
by Herbalfire September 20, 2023
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