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windowfarm'd 

transitive verb: to mistreat or exploit through extortion, trickery, or unfair actions; especially : to deprive of or cheat out of something due or expected

From Windowfarms - a Kickstarter campaign launched on the promise that ALL backers would receive a Windowfarm. Some people have received theirs, however all Canadian and International backers (and the majority of the US backers) have not received what they paid for. There has been no attempt at remedy or resolution of the outstanding issues. Furthermore, the person behind Windowfarms refuses to respond to International backers.
Jimmy: "I heard you invested in a multi-level marketing venture and got fucked over?"

Paul: "Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking...I'm sure I've been windowfarm'd"
windowfarm'd by LittleJimmy September 24, 2013

window draping 

The act of draping oneself over an open window while completely naked.
"Hey man. Wanna go window draping tonight?
window draping by RandomKid97 March 29, 2015

Windowleg 

Windowleg is a mythical hero destined to save the universe from the evil clutches of Dorwing. He is written in prophesy to be a mysterious being from another plane of existence, created by the powers that be for the sole purpose of ridding darkness and evil from the land. Not to be mistaken for the words window and leg mashed together for no discernible purpose, that'd be silly.
Person one: Oh no it's the veil Dorwing! come to kill us all!!!1
Person two: Don't worry! I'm sure the amazing and talented and brave and ruggedly handsome albeit oddly named Windowleg will save us!!!
Windowleg by Nyaaaaaa December 22, 2015

Window Fucking

The act of banging in front of a window with the hopes of being seen; most commonly exercised in the form of hotel sex.
She was an exhibitionist and begged him for a window fucking.
Window Fucking by jbrwsf June 5, 2016
1.The hole by which you view the outside world
2. What you cut out of your cardboard mansion so it doesn't stink when you use your bathroom can
My window from the toilet I live in doesn't have a very promising view when someone sits on it.
Window by Marine bcb November 17, 2016

Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.
Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee