Firework Bill “whip” Willet

A borderline illiterate retard that resembles Elmer Fudd and claims to be a part of every major event in the history of the world. A Johnstown legend and a true American hero

Hey Firework Bill “whip” Willet, heard your names on the Stanley cup. “Oh yeah I won that plenty times.”

by Gangster thug 42069 July 12, 2024

whip the 5-9

Nonsense slang used to confuse old people

Is anyone going to whip the 5-9 tonight?

by Sid 6.7 April 4, 2023

pack the whip

a game to see how many people you can fit in the car

person1: hey we can only fit 4 people to go to the game and we said we could take you to 7 people
person2: guess we'll have to play pack the whip

by Old Man Williams November 13, 2018

D-Whip

What Derrick Whipple calls his Penis.

Yo how many of you dirty instahoes want a sip of the D-Whip.

by Anon311385376543 August 5, 2020

No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015

Whipped cream wiener

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked

That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good

by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015

Parent whipped

When a child allows their parents to yell at them without fighting back or snapping on them

I can't believe Tim allows his parents to just yell at him like that he's so parent whipped

by mattypatty1013 May 18, 2018