saber-toothed tiger

A hot woman who is older than a cougar.

Teddy's gradma is a saber-toothed tiger!

by Tino Orbaega February 7, 2019

Dirty Toothbrush

A lesbian dick suck.

After the softball game, I met the coach behind the dugout and was looking to get a dirty toothbrush

by Billy Barnes February 8, 2019

Alabama tooth critter

Kaysons everyday face.

When kayson makes that God awful face he reminds me of an Alabama tooth critter.

by Impallallamballa March 9, 2019

never together

A state of mind that determines two given people will never enter a romantic relationship.

He had the position of never together--she was too old for him anyway, he thought.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Canadian toothbrush

Girl brushes her teeth with your dick and then flosses with your pubic hair‘s

I got cubes stuck in my teeth after I gave him a Canadian toothbrush

by Javon quirky April 9, 2019

lebanese toothbrush

Dipping ones flaccid penis into a tub of garlic sauce then proceeding to ask someone to perform oral sex on you

Going to swing by El Jannah on my way home so I can give my girlfriend a Lebanese toothbrush tonight!

by Garlicboy69 September 25, 2019

Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.

1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste

by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019