Toilet-roulette

A game that you many times are forced to play when visiting certain institutions and public places.

Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.

You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.

The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.

A: Hey girl. You'll keep the table for us, while I'm getting some lunch?
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.

by CBS-student for better toilets December 7, 2011

toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water

"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job

by u shit fuck January 4, 2012

toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.

While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.

by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012

Toilet Stench Ambush

When one internationally fails to give fair warning to others that they have decimated the toilet with horrible oder. Resulting in persons walking in only to retreat in disgust.

My boyfriend thinks its funny to commit a Toilet Stench Ambush. He smells up the bathroom, trapping the oder by not using the exhaust fan. Allowing me to be ambushed by the stench forcing me to run away gaging. The ultimate act of stink and betrayal.

by greek god of trains August 16, 2012

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

toilet tease

when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture

"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"

by hairy taco terminator January 6, 2014