Crow T. Robot

One of the robot characters from Mystery Science Theater 3000. The coolest 'bot of them all.

"Joel, this is gonna turn into a snuff film."
"No Marmaduke, don't use the triple overhanded stich. Bad dog!"

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

i can't believe it's not butterface

A girl who you think has an unattractive face until you finally see her up close and are pleasantly surprised....

"Joe dude I thought that chick was a fuckin ugly cunt, but she actually had a I can't believe it's not butterface."

by Kyle JC January 13, 2008

White men can't jump

Used to express the idea that white men can't jump as high as black men can on the basketball court. Also used to express the stereotype that white men can't play basketball that good.

White man: "Come on man! Let's go outside and play some basketball!"
Black man: "Bruh you know white men can't jump"

by Aj323__ July 9, 2016

you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)

Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.

by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009

crunk't

To be crazy drunk acclerated to the next level.

I was so crunk't last night I smashed a 40 over my fucking head.

by Alex Whitney July 29, 2005

Can't Wait

Enthusiastic anticipation

NY Jets Linebacker Bart Scott barked . . Can't Wait . . the never-shy Scott shouted when told . . Congratulations, see you in Pittsburgh’ after New York’s 28-21 victory over the New England Patriots in the NFL playoffs.

by Fire4 January 22, 2011