dropped the sausage

Turning the man off, bye bye boner

Dude she totally dropped the sausage last night

by Home girl A May 22, 2016

Makin a sausage mcmuffin

the act of woman with a fake penis sticking her fake member inbetween a mans butt cheeks.

"My best friend was caught "Makin a sausage mcmuffin" with his girlfriend." His girlfriend stuck a fake Member in between his butt cheeks

by The Guy who helps December 1, 2016

Pendulous Sacks of Sausage

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.

Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017

sights-to-sausage ratio

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.

The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!

by SaltyDog420 November 14, 2017

double barreled sausage

When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina

Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.

by SonOfGustaf November 26, 2017

Big Al's Sausage Links

The act of someone inserting their small penis into the much larger penis of another man as an act of sexual intercourse, whether it's just the head or the whole thing doesn't matter. It allows fun for anyone of any size.

Steve: Hey Wilson wanna try Big Al's sausage links?
Wilson: Sure, no homo tho
(Steve then proceeds to pull down his and Wilson's shorts and inserts his penis into Wilson's penis)

by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

furry moose sausage

A unshaven dick

I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!

by Bitch_im_wet March 4, 2018