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Ryan was s the guy you want oiled up in your bed with his ass shaved, bleached, and hairs braided. He is the sexiest nigga alive and should never be left alone. His favorite sex position is cowboy.
by Bigdaddyman January 13, 2024
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Ryan is the most incredible guy in the world. Not only is he sweet, caring, driven, hilarious, and overall incredible, but he is also the most handsome guy known in the universe. Everyone with a ryan in their life is the luckiest person in the world
“Who’s that super incredible person!?”
“Oh thats just ryan”
by Madsthebads November 25, 2024
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Ryan is the most handsome feller in the west, daggum, i oughtta tell you he gots a small tally wacker.
by Marthur Morgan January 22, 2024
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Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
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This is about a boy who will never know that it’s about him. He’s really smart, he has an incredible music taste, he's so sweet, he’s really really awesome, and I really really like him. My heart starts racing whenever I hear his name, even if it isn’t even about him! And I always start smiling whenever I think of him. We’re friends but I know he doesn’t like me back, and I’m scared I might be pushing him away, and now I’m scared we’re going to drift apart.

I will confess one day, when the time is right.

- Maddie Klein
Someone: “blah blah blah blah Ryan blah blah
Me: !!!!
by stargirl999 January 27, 2024
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Ryan is a man of great looks and all the girls love him for his great jokes
"Ryan is the hottest man in the world"
by hitlar lover January 30, 2024
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