Corned Meat

Man meat with pieces of poop on (usually corn) after anal sex.
Also a reference to Corned Beef, which is also known as bully beef

"Bro don't you love eating Corned Meat?"
"Hell yeah brother, I love the chocolaty after taste!"

by Blyat lol I'm a philanthropist November 11, 2020

Corn Dodger

Originated as an alternative definition to Corn Fritter(s).but has since taken new meaning through further discussion.

One who is commonly looking to avoid contact with homosexual males at a party, gala, box social, or social event.

Look at Jimmy over there. He’s been in the corner there with Saucy Pete and Flamboyant Fred for the last 30 minutes. Let’s see if that Corn Dodger, Jimmy, can get out of this one again.

by Jameson Gladenton April 13, 2025

Corn On My Cob

When a women gives the best oral sex you could ever have. (NO BITING)

Her: Did you enjoy that?
Me: Yeah it was a Corn on my Cob for me

by Devin92140 December 11, 2018

Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017

corn check

Lodging big toe in anothers corn hole checkin status of corn. By graspin another by ankles and pushing ones foot in the leather doughnut.

"Corn Check!!!!!!", he screamed.

by Fluffy Sunshine January 7, 2005

California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.

“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”

by Augustguy10 February 18, 2021

blue corn flauta

Like a Latin blue waffle with a nice load in the front and some creamy green in the back.

He offered her his special blue corn flauta for St Patrick’s Day. She said the filling looked like cat food, but tasted great.

by Whiskey Chat March 17, 2025