by ava townsen March 26, 2022
Get the womanmug. Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high
Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song
A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high
Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song
A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at
Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun
Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at
Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun
Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)
by Death Menace May 7, 2023
Get the Long Cool Womanmug. a woman that is a rancid diseased perverted evil con-artist thus unmarriable which is all easily recognizable by the fact she is neither married nor engaged to be married by age 25
If 90% of women become leftover women thus unmarriable, that leaves 90% of men unmarried as well which will spell the collapse of civilization. It is not men's duty nor burden to marry a rancid diseased perverted evil con-artist also known as a leftover woman.
by Objective-Reason Daddy May 25, 2025
Get the leftover womanmug. by Catedrast December 10, 2024
Get the cis womanmug. An older woman that a younger woman feels challenged by her experience and has flirted shamelessly with her husband or boyfriend
by Lolliepop11 June 1, 2017
Get the dead womanmug. I deserve not to gaze upon the Other Creatures of a Woman Being, lest they return my gaze and fill me with shame for having thought to try.
by dumpsterpumpkin February 11, 2025
Get the Other Creatures of a Woman Beingmug. by StarryCoffee March 8, 2023
Get the have a woman daymug.