mexican thunder

thunder rumbles mexicans all fart! run for mexican bedpan

en mexico city when mexican hombres see lightning they count 5 & fart (Kaaaboom) mujeres never know hombre pass gas!

Te Amor, olor dulce sweet smell of rain & mexican thunder en chiwhawha es muy grande!!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Mexican sideburns

Hairy Inside Of the Leg. Usally Found On Females Below The Vagina. Looks Like Side Burns On the Inside Of the Leg

Jim: Hey I Rooted this Chick Last night
Josh: Yea?
Jim: Shit She Had Hairy Mexican Sideburns.

by Taumata March 10, 2008

Mexican Lovefest

When a mexican corners his lady-companion against a urban brick wall, steel subway railing or in the corner of a 24 hour deli and proceeds to make out with her as she pretends to resist.

Smouha:"hey look over there salameh!"
Salameh: "oh my god, look against that wall"!
Smouha: "holy shit is he forcing her to make out?"
Salameh: "yea. total mexican lovefest"

by Mr. Hoboski August 4, 2008

Red-headed Mexican

Eat taco bell with hot sauce, and then immediately rub one out with a spit shine after.

Dan was so turned on by the fat, pimply drive-thru girl at Taco Bell that immediately after he ate his Volcano Taco, he hocked a loogie on his hand and gave himself a red-headed mexican.

by Taterbutthole January 12, 2010

yard-care Mexican

A yard-care Mexican is one of those hardworking men who tend the yards and do the landscaping for many homes and businesses in America. They also hang sheet-rock and finish concrete. At least ten yard-care Mexicans can fit in a Ford Gran Torino, and up to a dozen can ride in the back of a Chevrolet pickup truck. (Also known as a "Chebby," in the Spanglish language that they utter.) They frequently grin, but seldom smile, especially toward white people. Yard-care Mexicans are seen driving ten miles-per-hour slower than the rest of any traffic, and often constitute a roadway hazard. This is not a fault of the yard-care Mexican, but only the natural result of a person having a donkey or burro as their first car.

1. Be careful of that Chevrolet pickup towing that trailer full of brush and yard refuse. That vehicle is being driven by a yard-care Mexican!
2. Yo, dude, don't hit on that Mexican woman, her yard-care Mexicans sons will cut you!
3. Those yard-care Mexicans worked all day for me... It is unfortunate that the Immigration Police showed up with the white van... I didn't even get to pay them!

by rook's Buddy May 22, 2010

illegal mexican

A racial slur used by ignorant hypocritical right wing retards. If you think about it, we are all illegals, the ancestors came into North America the same way that mexicans are entering into our country and becoming citizens now. So if you have a problem with this, then you are a racist hypocrite!

If you ever tell an "illegal mexican" to "go back to mexico", then you better be packing your bags and getting your ass back to Europe while you are at it. Or else, you would be a hypocrite.

by Froman2 August 19, 2008

mexican butterfly

Flying cockroach.

EW! that mexican butterfly almost touched me!

by df5ggg545 October 16, 2008