by marshwood69er June 26, 2009
A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on "Gigli".
Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.
The captain of the Titanic was off duty when the ocean-liner struck the iceberg. That would mean that whoever decided to push the ship into it's fastest speed even though it was at an ultimately disastrous angle did a heck of a job. Cpt. Edward John Smith went down with his ship.
Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.
The captain of the Titanic was off duty when the ocean-liner struck the iceberg. That would mean that whoever decided to push the ship into it's fastest speed even though it was at an ultimately disastrous angle did a heck of a job. Cpt. Edward John Smith went down with his ship.
by calenlass October 11, 2005
To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan. This will send him up the wall. When he does reach orgasm and begin to cum swallow it, and lick it off of him. This will also drive him insane.
Like right now, i bet at least 5 guys reading this right now are jacking off fanticizing about someone doing this to them. Sorry guys, if I was there, u know I would. ;-)
Like right now, i bet at least 5 guys reading this right now are jacking off fanticizing about someone doing this to them. Sorry guys, if I was there, u know I would. ;-)
by CumDrinker August 08, 2005
Born in 1955 (the same year as Bill Gates), Steve Jobs is the co-founder and charismatic CEO of Apple Inc. He is one of the greatest innovators of Silicon Valley. Steve Jobs led the creation of the Macintosh, which was the first stable computer to have a GUI and a mouse. Subsequently, he was fired from the very company that he founded and went on to found another computer company called NeXT. Due to a miscalculated market approach, NeXT computers flopped due to their high price. However, he had another company called Pixar, which became his comeback.
Apple invited him back in 1997 and bought NeXT to create a new operating system, which became Mac OSX. Steve Jobs led Apple Inc. to create many new and innovative products including the iMac, iPod, iPhone, Apple TV, etc.
Steve Jobs is known for his domineering personality, but is also known for his keen vision in the technological future. He also the lowest paid CEO in the world with an annual salary of $1.
Apple invited him back in 1997 and bought NeXT to create a new operating system, which became Mac OSX. Steve Jobs led Apple Inc. to create many new and innovative products including the iMac, iPod, iPhone, Apple TV, etc.
Steve Jobs is known for his domineering personality, but is also known for his keen vision in the technological future. He also the lowest paid CEO in the world with an annual salary of $1.
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Steve Jobs: "Look, the Apple keyboard is not small enough. So instead of a regular QWERTY keyboard, I want to make it like a cell phone keypad, where each key has three letters."
Apple employees: "That's such a good idea, Steve! We're already getting good ideas. How about if we--"
Steve Jobs: "No! No! This is a stupid idea! You're all fired, you assholes! If I can't trust you to tell me when an idea is stupid, why are you here? Get out! Right now!"
Steve Jobs: "Look, the Apple keyboard is not small enough. So instead of a regular QWERTY keyboard, I want to make it like a cell phone keypad, where each key has three letters."
Apple employees: "That's such a good idea, Steve! We're already getting good ideas. How about if we--"
Steve Jobs: "No! No! This is a stupid idea! You're all fired, you assholes! If I can't trust you to tell me when an idea is stupid, why are you here? Get out! Right now!"
by Jeongf January 29, 2008
To lick around the outer rim of a somebody else's rectum. In other words, to lick another persons asshole.
by Rim Job Rob February 21, 2008
A shitty time when one hits the rim of a red cup while playing beerpong and does not make it in. Reference made to the licking of ones anal exit - also a shitty event.
by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009
To complete a task only partially or temporarily in order to solve a problem quickly or with little effort. Originating from auto mechanics displaying "assurance" using the phrase, "That'll buff right out."
by DJSwagnerd April 04, 2007