Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece

Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”

by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023

Jizz Volcano

When it wasn’t that good and the jizz just falls like a disappointing magma flow

“Man, I only got a little jizzle dribble like my shit was a jizz volcano!”

by VolcanicJizz May 28, 2025

Jizz Jennifer

A person who likes to be the center of a nasty bukkake party, usually the totally out-of-her mind porno star with big lips and fake boobs.

She was taking all that jizz in her face like a good jizz Jennifer.

by Brittle Ninja February 27, 2022

Jizz whiz

That syrupy piss you take right after ejaculating.

Man, I just took a jizz whiz after pounding my lady.

by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012

Jizz hut

A jizz hut was invented by the leadsinger in the band by the same name, a jizz hut is also known to be a man made hut where elder men jizz in each others hands and smer thier faces with the semen as part of a retual for strong genitals, in holland jizz huts can be found on the red light district where you pay to extract your “jizz” into a cup supervised by a nurce, a hot nurce i might add.

Hey joe did you go to that jizz hut last week me and sven really liked it

Jizz hut a place to donate semen

Jizz hut an antient tradition of strong genetials

Hey did you see the pictures i took of my new jizz hut ? Now i’m sure to gain the respect of my peers.

Jizz = semen, hut = house.

by Jizz hut the band May 18, 2018