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Clam Burglar

Clam Burglar:

(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)

1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian

2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy

3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.

Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
by C.S.H. March 13, 2022
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Clam Chowder popsicle

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, then adds water. She closes her legs turning it into clam chowder and releases the content into a condom. Freezes it and once frozen she uses it in her rectum while the man re-enters in her vagina.
Hey Jessica, did you hear what happened to Stephanie. She did the clam chowder popsicle with Charles last night. OMG
by WEEZERBEANS March 19, 2023
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Clam Jammed

Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.
by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023
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Dirty Clam

Last night Dominica got trashed drinking Dirty Clams.
by TheRecipe144 December 28, 2024
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Baby clam

When someones acting like an idiot except in a cute way.

When someone makes you laugh uncontrollably.
Clan: Oh you know I'm just kidding with you ;)
Jeil: HAHAHA your such a baby clam!
by Jeil May 7, 2008
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Clam Slam

Bro, I was playing Halo and I got completely wrecked by a chick. She clam slammed my dead body so hard.
by Dilwog August 10, 2016
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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