irish outie

When you get spanked so hard it turns your vagina into a penis.
(Similar to the difference between an innie and outie belly button)

"Spank me, Sam!"

"I better be careful, I don't wanna give you an irish outie."

by fagwhorefaggit5583302 September 28, 2013

Irish Unicorning

stealing your irish flatmates strap on and dildo and proceeding to strap it onto a drunk persons forehead so they look like a unicorn.

Tori: Liv is drunk, quick irish unicorning her!

by Irish Unicorn October 26, 2013

Irish Fuck Shuffle

Climbing into a bathtub full of an alcoholic beverage with your mate (clothed or unclothed) and sloshing around with mutual touching

Having a little ale left over from the Tuesday night shindig, Patrick filled his bathtub with froth and invited Helga over for an early morning Irish Fuck Shuffle

by Moses Magoo January 17, 2015

Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years

May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener

by .hawx April 10, 2016

irish breakfast

Refers to the act of cracking an egg into a pint of Guinness

"What are you doing with that egg,,, oh GOD!!!"
"It's called an Irish Breakfast yeah!"

by SWHustles June 16, 2016

Irish Virgin

The common definition of a sexually active person who has yet to be abused by a member of the catholic church.

She may be a slag and go like the clappers but she's an Irish Virgin.
Must be something wrong with her

by JellyDeise September 16, 2016

Irish Jack

A person who always exits prematurely.

Did he last long? No he Irish Jacked all over my shirt.

by sooosalty January 29, 2017