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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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ham ranch

An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.
I wish I had a friend group like ham ranch”
by ham ranch November 11, 2020
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Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 1, 2017
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go to ham

I went to go to ham on jake in bed
by You know it boy June 1, 2021
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ham hock

Forcing roosters to fight is cock fighting.

Forcing hamsters to fight...
Yo, I got 20 bucks on furboi 2.0

Shit, someone's doing a ham hock!
by Dean of Salmonella March 3, 2023
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PB & Ham

When you put peanut butter on your vagina to feed your dog.
She was so lonely she gave her dog the PB & Ham dinner. It was mutually satisfying.
by PB&Ham Sandwich November 12, 2019
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