man with a toilet on his head

A very Bazzare man with a toilet on his head. Usually a person this appsent minded will have nailed or screwed it on with the assortment of fixtures.

The man with the toilet on his head looked very weird amoungst the other people in the crowd.

by anonymous September 29, 2003

smoked his/her salad

instead of toss someones salad, (lick someones ass) it means to kick someones ass

dude didn't you see it? Rob smoked Bills salad last night! really fucked him up man! fuck man he, smoked his/her salad

by catman3126 January 23, 2009

He Put the Team on his Back

To do something both amazing and impossible for the overall benefit of your team, such as carrying victory and "dat shit" 99 yards with a broken leg, avoiding Darren SHAARPUH, crossing the plane, and getting a touchdown.

This is why I say Im one of the hardest niggas in Madden. I have one of the most best offenses in Madden history. Look at dis shit. Look at dat nigga. Greg Jennings caught dat shit, prolly last play of the game. But dawg, earlier doh, this nigga broke his FUCKIN LEG. How is he running with a broken. leg? Look at dis nigga holdin this shit doh. Dawg, HE PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK!

by crankdatbur December 8, 2010

What's her/his fuck

This is when you are in a conversation and you can't recall the person's name you are refering to.

"What's her/his fuck got real drunk last night." - (insert name)
"Wait, who are you talking about?"
-Max
"I don't know. What's her/his fuck"
-(insert name)

by LOREN August 19, 2004

i'm gonna spin his jaw!

I'm going to punch him in the face/break his jaw

when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw!

by LilGangsters2 January 3, 2018

I'm going to wax his pole.

The slang 'waxing his pole' means when a girl gets really kinky and decides she wants to suck a guys cock.

I'm going to a party and get drunk and find a hot guy and I'm going to wax his pole.

by Biggg Countryyy November 25, 2011

blow it out your hi-ho

A less abrasive, somewhat childlike way of telling someone to fuck off.

While driving my five-year-old to school, I resisted the temptation to flip the bird; instead I calmly leaned out the window and inquired, “why don’t you blow it out your hi-ho?”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2019