noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is
verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
by smart blond <--- lol December 10, 2004
"That mama-fake-hands shops at hot topic."
"That wangsta mama-fake-hands listens to fifty-cent while eating marshmallows!"
"That wangsta mama-fake-hands listens to fifty-cent while eating marshmallows!"
by mightysmax March 11, 2008
After anal sex, before ejaculation when the male spits on females back simulating the release of sperm, when the female turns around , the male busts his load in her face.
by JIM/JON March 19, 2003
A similar type of the Phat Farm design exept that they have the "P" sign facing the other way, people who cant afford real ones buy them
GUY:Yoo look at his Phat Farms nice colors
GUY2:Son those are fake ones dont u see the "P"?
GUY:Ohh yeah..
GUY2:Hey yo the prick with the fakies Phat Farms your kicks suck.
GUY2:Son those are fake ones dont u see the "P"?
GUY:Ohh yeah..
GUY2:Hey yo the prick with the fakies Phat Farms your kicks suck.
by Enrique September 29, 2004
Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.
by Real over fake April 13, 2017
Someone who you’ve believed to be FAMILY ur whole lyfe and then turns out to be a lying ass snake ass mutha fucka.
Kali: bruh u is my family... like dat shit is legit
Brooke: I fucks wit ur bish
Kali: wow u lyin ass snake. U is a fake ass cuh
Brooke: I fucks wit ur bish
Kali: wow u lyin ass snake. U is a fake ass cuh
by Koolkali January 04, 2018
The Fake Christian Trumpocrite exploits people’s faith and trust to selfishly keep a glamorous luxury lifestyle at their expense.
by Aww230220 February 21, 2023