Fakasian 

A chinese person who can’t speak chinese

John: hey bro, u met the new kid yet?
Travis: No, He looks asian. where is he from?
John: he’s fakasian.

Fakasian by Friends of fakasians September 22, 2019

fake fob

Its when a actually Mixeds islander or polynesian tried to act full fob

Me : G how was the fish n chips

Friend : stop acting fob your only mixeds you fake fob

fake fob by Likki my balls October 31, 2019

Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not

Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok

Fake Uncle Chris by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 1, 2019

fake friend

They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.

“____ is such a fake friend.”

fake friend by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019

fake friend

Someone who only needs you when they want you, make excuses to go watch youtube or do something else, criticize you without noticing, hate someone one minute and talk to them with you then love them the next, are never there for you, when you tell them something important they brush it off or say something like kay or oh.

“_____ is such a fake friend”

fake friend by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019

fake “British“ girl 

A girl who thinks she is the last soda in the desert. She thinks that if it doesn't affect her, she doesn't have to help. She will not help you if she thinks you are her rival. Victim is made to be the favorite of teachers. The majority of the class is ashamed of her. She has very few friends since nobody tolerates her. Her "friends" are starting to hate her. She is irritating. If you know her and she treats you well it is because she thinks that you will not overcome her. She is probably obsessed with a boy who doesn't pay attention to her. Ah... Yeah.. She's not a clown, she's a entire circus.

Ew, here comes the accent fake “British“ girl, don't be her friend

fake “British“ girl by cuffedpringles November 26, 2019

Fake fan 

A fake fan is a person who heard about an artist or band 10 minutes ago, is already “in love with them”, starts posting stuff only about them. Forgets about that artist in like two days. Uses the artist to be “edgy” or different. They get really defensive or aggressive when you expose them. Usually only listen two the most popular songs and don’t listen to the whole album including old music just was popular.

Hey! Mardena is buying me and her tickets to Lil Mosey!

Oh that’s cool!
*Two seconds later*
“If you listen to lil mosey you’re my favorite person ever”
Ugh she’s such a fake fan!

Fake fan by Immaquirkyteen:) November 28, 2019