facebook philosophers 

People who update there status (mainly stones) daily with bullshit philosophies and phrases, in a bid to try and make themselves look intellectual.

For example a facebook philosophers may say Don't stay in bed unless your making money in bed etc...

facebook philosophers by godsgift55 July 11, 2011

Facebook douche 

Someone who accepts your friend request, only to unfriend you a week or two later.

Jim: Hey, are you friends with Joe on facebook?

Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!

Facebook douche by roflcopter12 January 2, 2010

facebook comedian 

a person who seems to have a facebook for the sole purpose of cracking (often unfunny) jokes, usually in others' status updates. in reality, they're just looking for attention in a stupid way, and usually not even a real friend.

User 1: I can't believe that all of my work was lost just now when the power went out.
*facebook comedian likes this*
facebook comedian: I can! ololololol
User 2: *ignores previous post by non-friend comedian* daaaamn dude. i'm sorry that happened to you.

facebook comedian by loligagging April 23, 2011

Facebook Engaged  

Replacing your profile pic with one of you and your spouse at the same time as them just before linking relationship statuses. Thus two circles of friends are informed and sent a pair (2) of pictures of the happy couple!

"Did you see Alvin got Facebook Engaged ?"

"Yeah, his profile said he's now in a relationship with Linda and there were two pictures of them together."

"Man, we better start planning his bachelor party!"

Facebook Engaged by rezinagro January 23, 2009

Facebook Phantom 

A person who uses facebook and uses the "go offline" function. You can see them writing on other users walls, taking quizzes, changing their status etc. But when you want to chat with them, they appear to be offline.

Guy 1: "Hey, the other day i was on facebook and i saw you writing on peoples walls, but it said you were offline. Thanks for being a facebook phantom, i really needed to talk to somebody about my mother...she died..."

Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."

Guy 1: ...

Facebook Phantom by JuniorFrosty91 June 20, 2009

facebook date 

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To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.

Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?

Kelley: yeah sure!

Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*

Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?

facebook date by ae123456 November 11, 2009

facebook animal doppelganger 

A person on facebook who uses pictures of animals as their default picture in an attempt to make them selves look more attractive than they really are.

I just met this facebook animal doppelganger at starbucks her fucken dog looks prettier than her. I would rather bang the dog instead of her.

facebook animal doppelganger by the pretty ugly hybrid February 10, 2010