Chris Smith

The greatest person alive. He's funny as hell and is always down for an adventure. Everyone loves him because he's incredibly friendly and easy to talk to. He's the best boyfriend in the world, you can't find anyone else like him. He's got eyes you get lost in and a voice so soothing you'll want to listen to it forever. He's extremely sweet and makes you feel like the specialest person on the planet. But don't get fooled by his sweet side, once you two are alone, he's really sexy and you'll want to please him as much as you can. Freak in bed. Super hard NOT to fall in love with him. You'll be lucky to have him, don't ever let him go.

My boyfriend makes me feel like a queen every day, I'm so in love with him.
Aw! You've got a Chris Smith! Girl you lucky.

by ya girl ^2 November 26, 2016

Chris Joke

A joke that is so vile and/or crappy you can't help but laugh

Person A: When is a door not a door?
Person B: I have no idea...
Person A: When it's ajar!
Person B: That is just horrible... A grade A Chris joke.

by KitoKirito June 1, 2017

chris curry

a deliscious substance found in a columbia that rapes you in the butt with its manly tan thighs then has hardening erections that shoots out random spices in alphabetical order.

"The" chris curry of the indian hills made me numb for days.

by sexanddrugs September 13, 2009

Chris Browned

To get punched, biten, or slapped in the face repeatedly by someone you have had sex with.

Guy 1: Rihanna got the sh!t beat out of her!
Guy 2: Yeah man, she got Chris Browned !

by NJTrooper February 11, 2009

Chris Chan

Mr. Beast’s two best friends, Chris, and Chandler.. nothing more, nothing less.

Chris Chan are the best bros

by MorgzHater20Billion February 18, 2022

Chris LIFE

the best fucking athlete to ever go through the Pennsbury farm system. his unbelievable talent at every sport (soccer,basketball,mma,etc.) has resulted in the nickname LIFE, which stands for "let it fly ely." he continues to dominate "nerds" and "cunts" in every class and generally every aspect of life. Fastest player on the PHS soccer team by far. all around best person ever. this has resulted in the more recent nickname of chirs xavi hernandez let it fly ely.

"Did Chris LIFE make varsity?"
No (insert Coop face...)

by I<3ChrisLIFE December 7, 2010

Chris Beat Em Down Brown

Chris Brown's new nickname after he beat up Rihanna.

White Guy: Did you see Rihanna's battered up face after Chris Beat Em Down Brown got to her?
Black Oreo: Yea, he was really mad, dude.

by apimpnamedpernell March 12, 2009