The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
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Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!
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1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.
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