Corn Scraping

Corn Scrapping
Verb…the act by a dog of dragging its ass along the floor to scratch its anus.
Noun…the brown line left in the carpet after a vigorous corn scraping.

John Michael: Oh gross, is that brown mess corn scraping on Grandma’s carpeting?
Drew: That has to be, I saw Daisy corn scrapping earlier.

by ClarenceBede December 9, 2010

Corn Ranch

When your dick is covered with std's and such.

no, i heard he has a corn ranch.

by olivegarden4 August 23, 2010

hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

Beefy Corn

Another word for "Chode" a short, yet fat penis.

John has a Beefy Corn.

by The-Great-Milenko May 15, 2010

poopin corn

Taking a really big and smelly shit.

"Don't go into the bathroom, Juli was just poopin corn"

by julzdogg500 May 1, 2009

crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.

Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!

by Vannessa July 19, 2008

corn sticker

a person who sticks it to corn, or a bucket of corn with butter.

Mike never leaves he's house because he's to busy being a corn sticker.

by Mr.Clean April 1, 2008