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Imposter Candidate

Creepy Joe is too retarded to run for President. We need an underserving, unqualified nitwit to run in his place that we can boss around. Yes! We need a an Imposter Candidate
by Dirty Harry 2 August 20, 2024
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gubernatoryal candidate

A state-house-head hopeful with loyalist views.
By da mid 1770's, the majority of Americans were fed up with Merry Old England's treatment of them, and so there would likely have been few votes for any gubernatoryal candidates.
by QuacksO August 26, 2024
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COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)

When you recognize patterns that send you into an investigative spiral. Often includes symptoms of near-schizophrenic manic research and conspiratorial thinking.

Coined in reference to how Candace Owens be moving quite regularly, most notably in the wake of the killing of her business partner and personal friend, Charles (Charlie) James Kirk.
“i think my boyfriend is cheating on me because he started buying a new brand of mayonnaise
“Girl, you for sure have COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)”
by ChuckKirkenuinely February 8, 2026
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The Law of Candidature

The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.
Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.
by StephAmbro November 5, 2015
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Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.
Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate
by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018
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the stephanie and candace

a dynamic duo that met 3 hours ago and shared ice cream
1. Man, we really turned into the stephanie and candace
by yeetskrtdab1738 December 29, 2019
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