petting bulldogs

Flirting with lesbians.

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.

by ticklepanties May 27, 2015

Flirt Bully

Choosing an innocent victim and flirting with them for the rest of the night.

When I'm drunk I become a flirt bully.

by PigeonLlama September 24, 2015

Snorting Bull

When a man is maturbating or receiving a blow job and when he is about to cum he puts his penis up to his partners nostril and cums in their nose, causing the partner to become angry and snorting cum like a bull

I gave my girl a snorting bull last night, now she won't stop blowing her nose

by peebody1001 September 7, 2016

Columbian Bulldozer

In sex, ramming someone so hard that their tailbone breaks

John: Yo I fucked Lucy so hard. I gave her a Columbian Bulldozer
Andrew: Damn, is she in the hospital?

by Captain Fluffy December 15, 2016

Red bull Life

Someone who has no life other than drinking red bull. They won't stop drinking it for more than a minute due to their overwhelming addiction. People with the red bull life generally never have kids because the red bull destroys their appearance, and forces them to live in their mother's basement playing video games 24/7, no sleep, and only taking breaks to drink red bull. People with the red bull life are also generally pretty fucking trash at video games, despite playing them 24 hours a day, every single day, furthermore, people with the red bull life are most of the time, sweaty tryhards that always fail. What I am trying to say is, you don't want the red bull life. Although, I bet some of you do want to live the red bull life. I mean, I, the one writing this is currently living the red bull life. It's great, you should try it.

Look at that nerd over there, he must be living the red bull life.

by Dounk February 9, 2017

2k bullshit

When getting screwed over while playing NBA 2K for something out of your control.

Darn, that shooting foul was such 2k bullshit. I cannot believe my team is only shooting 13% in the paint.

by Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds March 1, 2017

Mrs Bull

A metaphor for a person of great mass resembling a large animal such as a bull.

But down the cake, you don't want to end up being a Mrs Bull

by Ann the ogre July 18, 2017