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denver drive-by

When a car (or pedestrian) drives by blasting you/your car/your place of business with large amounts of cannabis smoke
"Damn dude, you smell that? "
"Yeah, we just got blasted by a Denver drive-by"
by N8CHE April 13, 2017
mugGet the denver drive-bymug.

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!
When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!
by Death Menace July 3, 2023
mugGet the I Can’t Drive 55mug.

the driving crooner

a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this
driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby
by anonymous June 28, 2023
mugGet the the driving croonermug.

snow drive

Friend: how was the drive

Friend 2: not bad… had a little snow drive after that 6 minute trip.
by French skier March 1, 2022
mugGet the snow drivemug.

driving through toledo

Get your dick so deep in someone during intercourse that it moves their insides around.
I got so deep inside her that I was driving through Toledo.
by DrawTap88 October 23, 2022
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Drive Buy

Being driven to a store and running inside to get something quickly while the person driving waits outside and keeps the car running.
"We don't have time to get drinks! We're going to be late"
"We can just do a drive buy. Give me your card"
by MisterApplesauce November 10, 2017
mugGet the Drive Buymug.

Food drive

A form of charity that is conducted by a group of individuals or a corporation to stockpile and distribute foodstuffs to people who cannot afford food.
by SPrice1980 July 8, 2022
mugGet the Food drivemug.

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