CandyMan Candy

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye

Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭

by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018

Strange candy

When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter

I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.

by Pours when it rains December 09, 2023

Candy Corn of Questionable Origin

When you give your friend some candy corn but they did not see the bag/box it came from. Which often times results in confusion for the receiving party.

"Hey Richard! Want some Candy corn?" "I don't know, that seems to be candy corn of questionable origin".

by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023

Living Water Candy Apple

n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.

Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!

by P.O, E.S, E.L January 08, 2012

foil candy

meth melted on aluminum foil ready to be smoked.

hey you kike! I'm tweaking on some foil candy!

by repeels May 12, 2011

candy corn

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!

by elsqued November 01, 2024

Candy corn

When your teeth are so messed up, and you cuss, and the teeth come flying out your mouth

I was talking to this crackhead on the street the other day and candy corn was flying out his mouth

by MFCD May 21, 2023