When some one has dad hands, they tend to have large/wide hands, prominent knuckles, and long fingers. They basically cover your hand when hand-holding.
by Luckytree<3 November 23, 2021
Get the Daddy handsmug. A term used for the hands of a person holding 40 quarters ($10) in their hands during a fight. This tactic is used to weight the fists and deliver heavier blows at the expense of overall speed so it is imperative to aim in advance for where the target will be. Synonyms include “bankers fists” “half dollar hollers” “steel palms”
“Billie is a big guy man are you sure you got this??”
“Don’t sweat it bro I’ve got some $10 hands ready for em”
“Don’t sweat it bro I’ve got some $10 hands ready for em”
by yup13 October 29, 2022
Get the $10 handsmug. Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
by 508gang June 26, 2017
Get the jizz handsmug. Alien 1: why is that human hiding vegetables in it's dessert?
Alien 2: I've yet to determine that, but I tried to tell him the key to solving world hunger in his dreams, and he woke up screaming "King's Hand?" It could be related....
Alien 2: I've yet to determine that, but I tried to tell him the key to solving world hunger in his dreams, and he woke up screaming "King's Hand?" It could be related....
by PattonPending December 8, 2020
Get the King's Handmug. Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.
by batshitcray February 22, 2015
Get the Midge Handsmug. An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.
TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.
by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017
Get the hand shittermug. by rashad011 January 25, 2017
Get the Emergency Handsmug.