Do the alphabet

Giving oral to a girl whilst making the letters of the alphabet with your tounge. A way for girls to ask for oral.

Her : "Hey babe"
Him: "Yes?"
Her: "Can you do the alphabet?"
Him: "Let's 69 it?"

by 1234angellily4321 June 9, 2013

Doing a Jayne

The act of fouling a public bathroom with excrement

Someone has been doing a Jayne in that bathroom, there's shit everywhere!

by Season with dill December 22, 2019

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

Do-ped

Some wanker who thinks he is hard as fuck on his 3 wheeled pink scooter riding on the side of the road like the little cunt they know they are

Little girl: *gets on scooter*
Fat man in a car: “don’t be a fuckin do-ped”

by Kier init November 10, 2019

do the bubs

To leave without sufficient notification.

We went to have a meeting with Harry but he did the bubs before we got there.

by Galta September 9, 2005

les-do

a particuarly lesbian style hair cut, especialy bad when featured upon a boys head

(nerd walks past with benderiffic hair)
duuudeeeee check his les-do

by moonin November 1, 2010

dink-do

when a man's belly protrudes much farther than his penis. because his belly stiks out farther than his dink do. (does)

Oh man, Carl has put on some weight. He better be carefull or he'll get a dink-do!

by sarabella July 30, 2006