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Some wanker who thinks he is hard as fuck on his 3 wheeled pink scooter riding on the side of the road like the little cunt they know they are
Little girl: *gets on scooter*
Fat man in a car: β€œdon’t be a fuckin do-ped”
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by Kier init November 10, 2019
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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a mo-ped (low-powered motorized scooter) being driven by one who is high or "stoned"
guy 1: dude i was at the store the other day and i saw a do-ped go by!!

guy 2: that's sick man,i wanna do that
by preydonttalk January 19, 2011
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A local super hero. No one knows his or her true identity. Some think it might be the mayor of san marcos, some suspect it's actually a trained mountain lion. All we know is that this mysterious caped crusador spends his or her nights prowling the streets looking for misbehaving walls and villainous stop signs that need to be put in their place.
That stop sign is "Doped". The city is "Doped". That wall says "Doped".
by San marcos local news June 24, 2018
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lets get doped off some dope fool!

man im all doped up on some dank dro, i cant feel my feet.
by nasteezy. April 01, 2008
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